In Reconciliation ...

...after I finished confessing my sins... Priest: It's Lent. Me: (smiling in an embarrassed sort of way) I know. Priest: You're supposed to be doing the opposite of those things. Me: (Shame building) I know. Priest: Well, you have a week to redeem yourself. Yes Sir! ...Holy Week already... there have been too few times when I have noticed that's it is Lent...