Question on a Science assignment: Why do different plants have different stems?
Student Answer: I think it is because God made them different.
Now, that was NOT the science answer I was looking for, but how can I argue with that?
Student: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No.
Student: Oh. So you're going to die alone.
Student 1 (on her birthday): Yay! I'm special.
Student 2: I hate to tell you this, but everyone has a birthday.
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